Ed G in at 2008-08-11 00:12:57
It's perfectly true, Crabbers

Bundle in at 2008-07-22 16:47:57
Oooh nooo! Your gallery ain't working Crabley. How can I show people your wonderful pictures now?

sara in at work... at 2007-10-24 17:59:06
Great website Crabley - what drugs are you on?

Craig Abley in London at 2007-10-24 17:32:16
Come on every body lets all sing the Crabley song

Sarah Chhin in Cambodia at 2007-08-24 05:01:50
Does anyone actually choose to send you money, Crabley?

John Larsen in Nottingham at 2007-08-10 00:15:59
Mmmmm, texture. Hope you're well Crabley.

Timur Pashkin in Varsava at 2006-08-20 17:07:51
Really amazing! Keep working. I enjoyed me visit.

Nina Antonova in Varsava at 2006-08-14 08:36:56
Good work. It was pleasant to me at you and I have decided to express to you.

Laura in about to got work :( at 2006-05-09 17:04:08
Hi Crabley - see, people do still look at your site. What you been up to?!

Me in The world at 2006-04-05 00:04:06
You're quite mad. But this is the best laugh I've had all week.

J C(rabley) Young in here, silly at 2005-08-25 08:57:36
Curious, very curious.

Helen in The Office at 2005-03-05 22:15:52
Hello Crabley! Loved your driving experience!! Come round to my house soon!!!!!! byyyyyyyyyyyeee!! Helen x

helen greenleaves in at home at 2004-11-03 21:01:39
Did i tell you that I have met pink crabley? Neil - I thought you were busy!!

Aunty Laura in same place still looking for a job.... at 2004-07-21 23:48:00
shish kebab anybody????

Aunty Laura in In Moira's front room looking for jobs....... at 2004-07-21 23:43:40
well crabbers old chap, you've done a spiffing job once again and I can only thank you for being alive!!!! good to see you have finaly given me, your greatest fan, a chance to say how great you are!

Pants in at 2004-06-17 11:44:56
Oh Crabbles I think you are smashing.

Johnny Hellzapoppin in I've gone! at 2004-06-16 23:31:48
La la la la la Crabley. What a fine crab you are.
I'm afraid I'm leaving you now because you are too modern for me. And I disagree that you expect people to pay you via the link on the front page. Disgraceful. It's changed the spirit of our relationship entirely.
And those boys who are friends of yours exclude me from their gang.

Or is it because I is useless?

Meow in Bed at 2004-06-16 19:26:45
Mmmmm mm mmmmmmmm mm m mmmmm m!
Mmmmm mm mm mmmmmm mmm mmmmm mm mmmmmm
Mmmmmm mm mmmmmm mmm mmmm m
mmm mmm mm mmmmmmm m mm mmmm mm!!
MmmmMm Mm mM mmmmmmmm mm m mmm mmm m mmm m m!

My Lovely Poem by Meow!
Crabley is very lovely,
What a nice crab he is!
He is very very blue! blue all over! Nothing but blue,
except he's a bit yellow!

mmm m m mm mmmmmm mm mm mm mm mm mm mmmmmm!
Doesn't quite have the same effect in English!
mm m m m mmmmmmm mm mm mmmmmm!
It was good though! it rhymed and everything!
(Translation by Jamie, gracie helped!)

Jamie Hall in The Office at 2004-06-16 18:55:11
Glad you've now got a guest page! Grace's little friend Meow has been a big fan of Crabley's for some time now and has been itching to get in touch! I'll let him know about this lovely guestbook! He tells me he's got some Crabley inspired poetry to let you see!

No Well in Not where I'm meant to be when I'm needed but it's someone else's fault entirely at 2004-06-14 21:45:10
I'm a shyster. I tell you.

Lo Crabley. Why haven't you learnt your part? Take it home and work on it.

Right. We know this like the back of our glands, so let's run it 45 times just to make sure. More resonance sopranos!

Dave Crab in Leeds man at 2004-06-14 18:54:52
Eeh ecky thump Crabley, you've got a reet good website man.
Ah particularly love the car.
Eeh in Yorkshire we get up to all sorts o' high jinx and I have always been a reet proud follower of youse.

Looking forward to meeting youse next time I sing with the Yorkshire Crab Chorus in youserea.

Miss Bundle in the office at work at 2004-06-14 13:45:06
What a lovely guestpage you have here Crabley. And also may I take this opportunity to say what a great website this is, and what a lovely crab you are.

Crabley in The lounge at 2004-06-14 13:24:47
You may leave lovely messages if you wish